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Ok peeps I have officially moved home. To www.ranjanlife.blogspot.com...

It is a UP AND RUNNING SITE SO HURRY CHANGE THE LINKS TO THERE NOW.

Well i have been preparing for a change.

Its basically a change to BlogSPot. Cause there u can have ur own layouts and all.
So its a matter ot time before i change there.

Wanna be a whole new thing.

New Link = RanjanLife.blogspot.com

Ya i know no difference lol.

Well Just gimme some time. Term break coming and then u can see around the clock blogging.

For now...

Well this guy name Renga.

The interesting thing is i dont even know this fucker.

But he did one hell of a big crime to the blogging world.
Now tell the bitch as i like to call XiaXue of shall i say the charsiew gal as and the very respectable cool bloggers out there and the bloggers i dont understand a word of and they will cry out loud.

SOme one is getting sued for defaming someone in a blog. Not as if their both multi billianores but their just kids well the gal is a kid and the guy is a 24 year old guy from india sueing this chinese gal.

Now after much thought and deriving all the mathematical soluitions to this primary 1 problem sum...

1. This gal Natasha could be dropping one whole peice of crap on everyone.

2. Renga the 24 year old Indian motafucker specifically FROM INDIA doing a PUNK'd on Natasha

3. Natashas a lonely ass gal and needs some dick. or shall i say some indian dick.

4. Natasha ones Renga killed.

5. And finally i dont think Natashas that dumb to do something like that so.... I say

10. FUCK RENGA.

I know it dosent make sense but what i wsa trying to say is Fuck that guy.

Now me and my musketeers have defamed 100's of people and if i were to get charged, i would run off to malaysia and hide due too all that charges. and hell i would be president.

Now back to natasha good luck to her and if she really feels bored just ask her to ask renga i want some dick , i have a funny feeling this is all about him asking her WANT SOME DICK as said by chris rock.

Well one more thing i might be running for president in the next election so im already getting votes , Im not joking im serious i need all the votes i can get. I want to start of big.

Now i will make peace in singapore.
Promote sex.
Let gals loose and teach them to be loose.
Istana becomes a playboy mansion.

And when i meant peace , i meant violence all over. Contradictive i know.

ANd Scat my man it seems has a galfren. And till the day he shows the gal to me i will not believe it. And when he does show the gal to me im pulling her skirt down to make SURE she is a gal , with scat ull never know what u get.

So before i go off to sleep. I wonder if i will get to laugh at renga. hell even tought im not involved i would sure as hell love to laugh at him LOL.

Now pls do not ask natasha to read this blog thank u shane cause if u do im gonna come back here and say that u told her to read. And then Im gonna motafuckingly sue ur ass to India and then im gonna make ur bro suck ur dick. Im sure u dont want him biting ur dick so thanx shane. Be nice.

Peace Out peeps. The niggas in the House.
Blood Brothas words With no meanings.

Yesh Syawla was back better then ever at the esplanade.....

Back with a new group and a new line up of songs they were as good as ever, they rocked the esplanade so hard that even fireworks went off...

Now what a line up boy. For those who missed the show , u missed one hell of a night.

Lutfhi drunk over BACARDI supposedly co-owned by me and was high boy.

The whole band was tight. AND LUTHFI just had to sabo me..

HE sang to me and being the man i am i played along..

Then he goes on stage and says my name and says IM gAY.

Now what a joke but hell it was hot in there.


Well WHAT A GOOD SET... They were just excelllent .. Cant wait for their next album.

Now just like my heading/...

Yesh i am going to talk about XiaXue. Now im sure alot of u must know that she has been hacked. NOw so everyone goes along , oh i feel so sad and all. But all i say is cut the crap and maybe i have a heart like a stone, but hell she deserves it. Now the fact that she got me talking about her here proves to me that she has done it.

ITs all crap im telling you. For a start she never actually would have got hacked. Trust me jsut read the story she gives. ITS SO SO SO SO damn dumb. Next time please ask a IT expert to come up with a story first. Cause that was so dumb and now look shes back online with all the right templates and crap. Woah and she did a police report. NOw dont we know about our police. " Oh u got hacked , hmm we will see what wee can do. Till then pls bend over" , Now cut the crap she realised that all the attention has been on SPG and all BUT NOT HER..

And looked what happened to her. It should have been burning inside of her. No one talks about me anymore. And my pussy's feeling so lonely SPG's taking it all... So just like any other kid she came up with this whole controversial act.

And chech it out no vulgarities at all... FUCK HER..

Here we go im back. NO NO NO...  I never wannna do that with her. Now just wait and soon she will be coming back with a new naked pic of her. Well i can say one thing XIaXue get a job , cause now im gonna turn hacker. YESH HACKER... SO u better prepare urself , casue this time it wont be a story, it will kill you.

Till then just u wait. Just u wait.

Now i have no ballles idea on what to write about. All these due to the fact my brains dead and about to be fried.

Well i also got introed to a new genre called trip hop.. Wohoo not bad. If i could upload it to let u guys here it, it would have been nice. But i just so cant find a way to do it.

Well the more i look at someone in school the more i come to think his gay. Yesh gay. Nianatharagam yesh its him im talking about. His getting a gay hairstyle. Mixing more with gals and even is walking like one now. Hell if he is gay , ill walk right up to him an apologise for all the crap ive done. I might even bend over and beg for mercy. But for now till i can clarify on this he can take his dumb bass or guitar and shove it up his puny little , assfucked asshole. Now enough on that gay fellow and more stories. And yesh Don i am righting about what the freaking hell i did for the day, LIKE WHAT ONLINE JOURNALs aRE FOR! and not think of a topic to talk about and crap. But crapping is good lol..

Well today i was thinking about getting a job. Now thought and thought so much till even i got so pissed. Just couldnt think. And before shane says anything I HAVE A BRAIN. So now the IN! thing is to go give tution to students. Now i could have done this long ago. But i do not want to be the cause of runing a kids life. Now it might not be my fault. But just imagine the kid is just plain stupid what can i do. And worst thing that might happen , while teaching the bed seems like a better attraction. And NO im not gonna become the singapore R Kelly.

*Alley 1*

I was walking along orchard
THen along petain
Then along Daskar
Saw Mj
Saw Don
Saw Mickey
Saw HHH

^Ashes _to ^Ashes, _{Dust to Dust} , ^{Sorry to fuck U},

^{But must i must}, ^{When it jerks} , _{it jerks}, ^{when it tears} , _{it tears},

But when U preg-nant, _{Call me Foh}.










Now just like my title , i wonder how the hell can u differentiate the difference of the names man.

John Jackson , Jack Johnson , now this is so damn damn fucked up... Maybe cause im feeling like fuck im laughing at every single little shit.. But hell im just shouting the names out ..... Try it out lol...

Well my fucking boring life is just getting worse and worse... Today i just sat and staired into blank air.. Now the only times i remeber during this , was during the O's and PSLE.... Now im just sitting here and doing that hell... Im getting dead...

Ok now to important issues... U know sometimes i read my own blogging and i kinda feel i bring the pace ridiculousy fast and slow sometimes... This kinda makes the user feel confused... But hell this IS a confusing blog... So as i was saying...

Today me and Shane were lookinh thru Xia Xue's blog, and yesh her name is like the Char Siew u eat with ur chicken rice... Its kinda sad , but i guessd shes one of those who managed to live with it....

So as i was saying, there she was in her blog about how boobs and sacred objects , they deserved to be caged up... Flashing is so indecent.. This blah blah blah , that blah blah blah... Well so then i began to think.. Now if she really felt so strongly on such shit.. WHy the hell is she wearing a size XS when she needs a size M shirt and a Mini and posing in pictures for us... Well if someone asked her this question shell probably say, "I LIKE LA".. So hell now if some gal wants to put nude pics of her self on the net let her be... Why go over and right like 10 paragraohs of the same thing over and over game and then ending off with a picture that appears like u want a dick. Now these ill never get...

Now all i can think about is that this Pork Gal is just plain Jealous.... Yesh Jealous.. And yesh i said it... The fact that the SPG gal dares to be naked , to be different and all brings a huge anger towards her by our Pork Gal... One other issue could be that SPG gets all the white dicks, now this pork gal could try to be different and ask for black dicks, well looking like that i bet shes not getting close to any black ones anytime soon. Not mine for sure...

Andre Andre _U ^suck , _Suck , ^Suck , _SUck, _U ^{cops SUCK}!







Now after a very very veery long time , Im kinda back.. And kinda in the mood.

Well as we know im slacking as usual and have been rushing thru an asssignment.

Now life has been sucking like hell and i've been spending money like hell too lol...

Bought new jeans , birkenstock slippers and guess what my mum got me something kewl a CK perfume... Now my mum usually gets me crappy stuff and just when i thought i would never get a nice give out of her own concious mind she pops this out... Which brings me to poner maybe, just maybe she does that on purpose... Making u think she sucks but suddenly makes u think she ACTUALLY has taste too.... Still cant find my plain shirts... So difficult...

Now back to point...

Well me and my frens have been back to our experiments , well mostly me... Experiments on life....
Before that abit out of point.. Today went to PS with Don and guess what happened... Like typical man... I was looking out the bus window and the bus was coming to a stop at our stop.. But then i saw this gal with a freaking SHORT skirt... Now short meaning SHORT... This stuff in Singapore is ridiculous... Even compared to club skirts this was crazy on the roads.... So i signalled to Don and befoer we knew it , we missed our stop and were at the next stop, NOW that SUCKED ASSS.....

Hi Some pics i took at esplanade.